A Wedding Ceremony Reading Option

Here is a humorous wedding ceremony reading option. It is from the song, “I Wanna Be Yours,” written by John Cooper Clarke

“I Wanna Be Yours,” by John Cooper Clarke

“I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
when you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
I don’t care
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater
you’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
hold your hair in deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that’s how deep is my devotion”

More Wedding Reading Options for Couples

Are you searching for a wedding ceremony reading that captures your love story? I completely understand that desire to find words that feel like you. That’s why I’ve gathered some of my favorite ceremony readings on this blog. They include heartfelt poems, moving prose, and timeless scriptures. And, they are all waiting to inspire your perfect “I do” moment.

Take a stroll through this section of my blog, and see which readings speak to your hearts. You might just find the one that brings a tear to your eye. Or you may find one that makes you smile a little wider. Nevertheless, you want the one that is perfect for you while you’re standing hand in hand on your wedding day.