“Yes, I’ll Marry You My Dear,” by Pam Ayres
Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear.
And here’s the reason why.
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry.
And if we hear a knocking
And it’s creepy and it’s late,
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate.
Yes I’ll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes
It’s you that has to mend it.
You have to face the neighbor
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It’s you that has to whack him.
Yes, I’ll marry you,
You’re virile and you’re lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night!!!
It’s you who has to work the drill
And put up curtain track,
And when I’ve got PMT it’s you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
I DO, I DO, I DO!!
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More Wedding Ceremony Reading Options
Are you searching for a wedding ceremony reading that captures your love story? I completely understand that desire to find words that feel like you. That’s why I’ve gathered some of my favorite ceremony readings on this blog. They include heartfelt poems, moving prose, and timeless scriptures. And, they are all waiting to inspire your perfect “I do” moment.
Take a stroll through this section of my blog, and see which readings speak to your hearts. You might just find the one that brings a tear to your eye. Or you may find one that makes you smile a little wider. Nevertheless, you want the one that is perfect for you while you’re standing hand in hand on your wedding day.
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Love and Soul Always, Kawania
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